Why does it always seem like pee comes right when you're not allowed to pee on an airplane?
Me: Man, I should go to the bathroom really quick.
-(BING) Ladies and gentlemen, we will be taking off in approximately 30 minutes, but until then please remain seated with your seat belt fastened just in case there's some unexpected turbulence while we sit here idly... Thanks.
Me: Greaaaat.
